Haiku Friday

March 5, 2010

One cup of coffee-
one single cup, every day
Don’t wake up yet, Moo

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The year of 3-6:
Baby, boobs, big sis, small clothes,
Am I ready? No.

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Minimal weight gain
ruined by salted butter
caramel ice cream.

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When just getting dressed
takes six negotiations,
our Friday seems doomed.

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One Year Old

September 18, 2009

Oh no, I missed my own anniversary!

September 8, 2008, I earnestly began my blog, and along with it my quest to rid myself of some theatrical baggage…  And good God, I must say I’m rather amazed and proud that I actually stuck with something!  For (over) a whole year!  Thanks for reading and sticking with me, my dear bloggie friends.

For old time’s sake, let’s celebrate in haiku:

Three auditions down
And I didn’t burst in flames
Gimme more, more, more

My quest is over,
My Moo is bigger, and now
The future is bright

(Except for dentists,
and getting older ugh ugh,
and dirty dishes.)

Umm, introspection?
Just not feeling it tonight,
Conan in my ear.

I think this calls for
A batch of rainbow cupcakes
And frosting (and booze).

Haiku Friday!

February 27, 2009

Already Friday,
and still haven’t watched new Lost.
Wherefore J. Bentham?

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Runny nose, hack, coff!
Who can save Moo from bad cold?
Humidifier.

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Chita Rivera,
Please tell me how I can cure
My rehearsal blues.

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Depressed by dead plants.
Today, Moo and I ATTACK!
More potting soil, please.

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Moo: “I have idea!”
“Tell me your idea, Moo.”
“No! It’s a surprise…”

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Please contribute your own haiku (5/7/5)  in the comments!  Long live Haiku Friday!

Haiku Friday!

February 6, 2009

My to-do list grows
while my desire to not-do
grows even stronger

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Cursed harmonies
You haunt my days and my nights
and assault my ears

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Michael Phelps smoked pot-
Oh no! The horror! Who cares?
I guess the news does.

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Moo on Superbowl:
“Red one say, ‘Are you okay?’
Then run to mommy!”

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Rod Blagojevich,
Your mad foolishness cheers me
during these dark times.

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Happy Haiku Friday, everyone!  Don’t forget to support Haiku Friday™ by contributing your own haikus in the comments section!  (Haiku format:  5 syllables/7 syllables/5 syllables)

Haiku Friday!

January 16, 2009

Auditions coming,
So soon! Mustn’t drop the ball –
I really want in.

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La! La! I sound great!
Wish I could audition when
I’m in the shower.

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Mommy, bandaids off!
Yes, Moo, the bandaids are off.
I have special treat?

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Her black cloud of hair
On the pillow – Snow White needs
her magic kiss now.

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Miracle airplane,
Everybody safe – good news!
But how are those birds?

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Rather serious haikus today!  Feel free to lighten the mood and contribute your own haikus in the comments section!  Remember:  5 syllables/7 syllables/5 syllables.  Let the haiku-ing commence!