Cut n’ Color

Well, I am rather blondish.

I keep looking in the mirror, hoping to think, “Ah yes, the perfect me, finally realized!”  But it always looks a little funny.  I have very dark eyebrows, and even though I got them waxed at the salon, they are still so very dark.  And RED, since once again my skin came off along with the eyebrows.  It’s been a couple years since my last brow wax, because during that appointment as well, I was the victim of unfortunate skin-waxing.  I made quite a fuss with the salon and got a free manicure, but now I think perhaps I’m just delicately-skinned.

What’s sad is that I actually know the whereabouts of the most wonderful aesthetician on Earth, but in a foolish move, she insulted and dishonored my beloved Rosalind, and now I can never again let her soothing fingers pit-pat my skin after that perfect rrrrrip!  (That sounded kinda porny, didn’t it?)

And so, I am now the possessor of skinnier brows, shorter hair, bangs, and blondish tresses.  I hope Herbie likes it! 

And I hope it passes the biggest test of all:  MOM.