Haiku Friday
March 5, 2010
One cup of coffee-
one single cup, every day
Don’t wake up yet, Moo
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The year of 3-6:
Baby, boobs, big sis, small clothes,
Am I ready? No.
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Minimal weight gain
ruined by salted butter
caramel ice cream.
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When just getting dressed
takes six negotiations,
our Friday seems doomed.
Haiku Friday!
February 27, 2009
Already Friday,
and still haven’t watched new Lost.
Wherefore J. Bentham?
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Runny nose, hack, coff!
Who can save Moo from bad cold?
Humidifier.
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Chita Rivera,
Please tell me how I can cure
My rehearsal blues.
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Depressed by dead plants.
Today, Moo and I ATTACK!
More potting soil, please.
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Moo: “I have idea!”
“Tell me your idea, Moo.”
“No! It’s a surprise…”
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Please contribute your own haiku (5/7/5) in the comments! Long live Haiku Friday!
Haiku Friday!
February 6, 2009
My to-do list grows
while my desire to not-do
grows even stronger
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Cursed harmonies
You haunt my days and my nights
and assault my ears
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Michael Phelps smoked pot-
Oh no! The horror! Who cares?
I guess the news does.
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Moo on Superbowl:
“Red one say, ‘Are you okay?’
Then run to mommy!”
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Rod Blagojevich,
Your mad foolishness cheers me
during these dark times.
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Happy Haiku Friday, everyone! Don’t forget to support Haiku Friday™ by contributing your own haikus in the comments section! (Haiku format: 5 syllables/7 syllables/5 syllables)
Haiku Friday!
January 16, 2009
Auditions coming,
So soon! Mustn’t drop the ball -
I really want in.
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La! La! I sound great!
Wish I could audition when
I’m in the shower.
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Mommy, bandaids off!
Yes, Moo, the bandaids are off.
I have special treat?
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Her black cloud of hair
On the pillow – Snow White needs
her magic kiss now.
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Miracle airplane,
Everybody safe – good news!
But how are those birds?
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Rather serious haikus today! Feel free to lighten the mood and contribute your own haikus in the comments section! Remember: 5 syllables/7 syllables/5 syllables. Let the haiku-ing commence!
Haiku Friday!
December 5, 2008
Stuffy nose, coff coff
Shouldn’t have shared my toothbrush
With my sick kiddo
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Deck the halls, fa la
La la la la la la la
Hee hee oh Christmas…
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I need my hair cut,
but cannot visit Olaf,
because he found this.
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Watching ‘Santa Clause’…
Oh jeez, Tim Allen makes me cry
Nah, it’s the cute kid.
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No shows this weekend,
Nothing on the horizon…
Back where I started?
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Please celebrate Haiku Friday!™ by contributing your own haiku in the comments section. Remember the format: 5 syllables/7 syllables/5 syllables. Let the bad poetry commence!
Haiku Friday!
November 7, 2008
I will dream of you
every morning and night
Oh! banana scone
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Asleep on the couch
I should help him get to bed
But I’ll miss him so
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Another morning
What? No coffee?! No Bailey’s?!
Agh eeg argh ugh thud.
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Trying to ignore
Our re-upped evil sheriff
Think Obama – ahhhh.
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Don’t forget to contribute your own miniature works of poetic genius in the comments below! (Helpful reminder: Haiku = 5 syllables/7 syllables/5 syllables. Confession: I just had to look up the word “syllable” because I suddenly got it and “consonant” confused. So very sleep-deprived. Or just dopey.
Haiku Friday
October 10, 2008
Haiku Friday returns!
Stockmarket collapse
and economic crisis -
Hey! Let’s watch Dodgeball!
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Orange Tree Golf Resort-
Bubbles, bubbles, bubbles, yay!
Cocktails too, of course.
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Outbid once again!
O Ebay, thou heartless wench.
You too, Linn-yun12.
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Dear Fresh and Easy,
I think I’m in love with you.
Don’t tell my husband.
*** Remember to celebrate Haiku Friday by contributing a haiku of your own in the comments section, or God won’t love you anymore.
*** No, that’s not true, God will probably still love you. But He will definitely be displeased, and we don’t want that, do we?
