Adieu, Pierre
July 3, 2009
I believe I’ve made my last visit to Pierre’s House of Pain (a.k.a. ballet class). My last class with Pierre started out well – when we started plie-ing, Pierre pulled me off the barre and asked me to dance at the center barre instead. Hooray! I thought. Pierre wants to show me off as an example! Then he whispered, “That barre was getting a little crowded.” Oh.
But then things improved, as Pierre suddenly approached and asked if he could touch me. Mon Dieu! I said you betcha, Pierre, and he proceeded to correct my center placement (like, the place in your body that allows you to twirl and leap and oh, everything) in a way that, in one moment, improved my dancing tenfold. But 15 minutes later, there I was scowling and miserable once again, as Pierre asked us to do a complicated center routine that exactly one dancer could do well (and she was obviously a professional, slumming it in the adult class just for giggles). I’d had enough of feeling so discouraged, so I packed away Pierre’s invaluable piece of advice in my memory and silently bid adieu to his perfectly toned buttocks.
Then two things happened:
1. I learned that Phoenix Theatre is having a summer dance program! Last week I went to their musical theatre dance class, expecting the teacher to make up a dance to a Broadway tune a la Tyce Diorio on SYTYCD. Instead, she’s actually recreating original choreography, so I learned the Jerome Robbins choreography to “Cool” from West Side Story, something I would never get to dance normally, since I am not a man, and also kind of old. In addition, the teacher made us do about 200 sit-ups and 20 (non-girly-style) push-ups. Who does that?? Ow. But my sleeveless tops and bathing suit appreciated it.
2. My friend Leslie (who has embarked on a quest of her own) told me about a jazz class at this new(?) studio called Sway, which is a dance studio MEANT FOR ADULTS, something I have dreamed about since moving to Phoenix. I went last Tuesday and felt like I’d found a new dance home. I felt really comfortable with the level of difficulty, and oh joy, we did a dance to “The Way You Make Me Feel,” my favorite MJ song to dance to, so I feel like I got to say goodbye to MJ in my own way.
In one week I went from suffering through a miserable ballet class to finding two dance classes I love. Ballet is wonderful exercise, but there’s very little joy in dancing ballet (at least for me). When I dance to Michael Jackson, or pretend I’m a member of the Jets, dancing to “Cool,” I feel – well, like that wise Billy Elliot once said, I feel like I sorta disappear. And I’m just there. Flying like a bird. Like electricity.

July 3, 2009 at 7:38 pm
Yay for dance victory!!
Also, I HATE TYCE DIORIO WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING. My hatred for him borders on unhealthy. My friend and I audibly cheered when he got deNIED in “Every Little Step,” after I spent the entire movie flipping him off every time he came on the screen. I hate that man.
July 4, 2009 at 5:43 am
Delightful! I hate him, too, and was also thrilled to see him humiliated on film. I also really really hate that he’s such a good dancer, and that sometimes I enjoy what he choreographs. And why do you hate him so much, hmmm?
July 6, 2009 at 4:42 pm
So does Pierre teach Tuesdays?
I just heard Sway goes on summer break starting the 26th of July through the 15th of August (WHAT!) so I will have to either join you at Phoenix Theatre or go to more ballet classes which means I might run into Pierre…
Yikes.
Will I see you tomorrow?